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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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