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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Gossip Hear Little Town
A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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Agreeable Fellwe Man Meet Mistake Sadder Thousand Times Wiser
One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Children Commonest Married Mistakes Over Think Worry
The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Across Candidate Election Recognize Street
Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Always Anything Intelligent People Side Unpopular
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Goldish Helpless Literature Pet Sick
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Agree Begin Folk Opinion Some Suspect Wrong
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Garden Live Order Practically Vegetable
One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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Ailment Commonest Day Formation One Opinion Premature Present
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Can Get Hardest Less More Thing
Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Empty Ever Listens Nobody Stomach
Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Applause Being Interrupted Kick Nobody
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Char Irritate Literature Nothing Overcharging Pleasantly Plesant Sarcasm Sarcastic
Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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Decision Executive Make Man Quick Right Something
If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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Authority Bring Feller Mean Out
A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Fail Fellow Good never Own Rid Something Tell
Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Barricade Behind Fashion Hide Nothingness
Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Feel Get Good Nearly Something Store
I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Come Democrat Government Look Much Ownership Long Republican
As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Agony Fire Give Giving God Gold Hoard Painful Spend Tidling
The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Catalog Longer Select Take Worse
Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Compliment Down Flattery Folk Pay Pocket Some Went
The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Amount Flag Libertarian More Statesmen
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Advise Breath Next Saxophone Son Waste Worst
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Bad Confuse Destiny Fate Funny Work Lot
Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Christmas Circus Faster Next Nothing Pack Spirit Tear
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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Burnie Ever Forget Hatched Nobody

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