“If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.”

There is no failure except in no longer trying.

Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.

Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.

Many a family tree needs trimming

Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.

Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.

In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.

Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.

When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.

There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.

Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.

An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

I love market research because you really have an idea of what your consumers are looking for.

The family is also important to businessmen. It is one of the major purchasing groups of our consumer society.

I don’t like it when it’s consumer advocacy, like how you should spend your $60. Great criticism is a kind of literature.

A consumer society is about simplfying and degrading the consumer as well as the product.

As soon as people enter a theater they must become moron consumers who must be fed information.

Nothing is as easy or natural as consumer brands want us to think – no problem is as resolvable. Your hair will fall out, eventually. Yet we do have these brands, and we line our shelves with them. There’s an inherent irony.

I want to be a real artist to consumers. I want to be the real thing for them.

You can keep ‘consumer’ DNA at the center of your product. That will always mean that adoption is easier.