The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
KIN HUBBARDI never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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