Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
KIN HUBBARDA fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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