Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
KIN HUBBARDA fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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