When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
KIN HUBBARDLots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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