If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
KIN HUBBARDThere isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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