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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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