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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.

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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Believe Fellow Go Optimist Postpone Will
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Advise Breath Next Saxophone Son Waste Worst
Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Asset Beauty Poor Sense Valuable
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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Family Many Need Tree Trim
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Innocent Inspiration Legislature Man Now
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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Ignorasmus Nuisance Travel Unbearable Worst
Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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Behavior Benefit Can Doubt Live
If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Cup Funny Marriage Prettiest Smile Traffic Wife
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Go Home Kindness Long Ought Stay Time Way
There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Advantage Another Cure Doctor Foster Life Modern Poor
Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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Book Come Everything Except Funny Loaned Sarcastic Wait
Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Christmas Circus Faster Next Nothing Pack Spirit Tear
Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Admission Dispel Enthusiasm Fee Funny Nothing Poor Small
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Entertain Folk Listen Old Some Way
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Double Money Once Pocket Safe
Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Anything Customer Lose Money Store Think
No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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After Almost Any Balck Coffee Counteract Diner Drink Matter Speech String
As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Agony Fire Give Giving God Gold Hoard Painful Spend Tidling
It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Fellow Hurt Know Think
On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Back Brand Day Fire Forehead Heat Hell Side Thing
The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Amount Flag Libertarian More Statesmen
Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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Change Conversation Know Once People Weather While
One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Children Commonest Married Mistakes Over Think Worry
There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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Defeat Except Insurmountable Interest Our Own Purpose Really Save Weakness

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