Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
KIN HUBBARDOf all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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