Kin Hubbard Quotes

Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
KIN HUBBARD

Valuable
Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
KIN HUBBARD

Barricade Behind Nothingness
If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
KIN HUBBARD

Bring Feller Mean Out
A loafer always has the correct time.
KIN HUBBARD

Correct Loafer
If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
KIN HUBBARD

Chance Do First More Succeed Take
There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
KIN HUBBARD

Gossip Town
Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
KIN HUBBARD

Currency Thousand
We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
KIN HUBBARD

Best Candidate Like never
Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
KIN HUBBARD

Applause Being Interrupted Kick Nobody
A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
KIN HUBBARD

Friend Indeed

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