If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
KIN HUBBARDBeauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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