The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARDBeauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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