No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
KIN HUBBARDHonesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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