The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARDIt isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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