An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
KIN HUBBARDUniversity: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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