Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
KIN HUBBARDNo matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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