Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
KIN HUBBARDNo matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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