Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
KIN HUBBARDNobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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