As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
KIN HUBBARDNobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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