The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
KIN HUBBARDNobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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