Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
KIN HUBBARDWhen a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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