Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
KIN HUBBARDWhen some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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