There is no failure except in no longer trying.
KIN HUBBARDSome people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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