Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
KIN HUBBARDPeace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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