The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
KIN HUBBARDLuckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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