Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
KIN HUBBARDThe only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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