Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
KIN HUBBARDThe world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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