“Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.”

There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.

It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.

It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.

Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.

When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done

Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.

Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.

We will never control this rising epidemic without greater accountability from the food industry.

There is no liberation to compare with freeing oneself from the illusions and delusions of the age in which one lives.

Stupas protect beings from 5 major disasters: war, epidemic diseases, famine, pollution, n poverty.

Dishonoring what we feel is an epidemic that has us self-medicating as a culture and trying to numb ourselves.

It’s useful to compare our preparations for epidemics with our preparations for war.

Violence against women is an epidemic that must be stopped.

Masses are always breeding grounds of psychic epidemics.