Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
KIN HUBBARDSome people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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