We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
KIN HUBBARDIt’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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