A loafer always has the correct time.
KIN HUBBARDOn a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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