There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
KIN HUBBARDOn a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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