Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
KIN HUBBARDNothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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