Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
KIN HUBBARDKnowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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