Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
KIN HUBBARDThe longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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