Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
KIN HUBBARDLook out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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