The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
KIN HUBBARDThere’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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