Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
KIN HUBBARDSome folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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