The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
KIN HUBBARDA never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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