The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
KIN HUBBARDThe worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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