A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
KIN HUBBARDThe less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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