No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
KIN HUBBARDThe less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
KIN HUBBARDKnowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
KIN HUBBARDIf you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
KIN HUBBARDVery often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
KIN HUBBARDThe fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
KIN HUBBARDLive so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
KIN HUBBARDThe reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
KIN HUBBARDA never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
KIN HUBBARDIt is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
KIN HUBBARDI don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
KIN HUBBARDNo matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
KIN HUBBARDAn optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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