I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
KIN HUBBARDEvery father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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