An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
KIN HUBBARDNothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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