When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
KIN HUBBARDLive so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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