Many a family tree needs trimming
KIN HUBBARDLitigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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