There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
KIN HUBBARDA friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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