Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
KIN HUBBARDA friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
KIN HUBBARDThe worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
KIN HUBBARDLaugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
KIN HUBBARDMen are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
KIN HUBBARDWhen you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
KIN HUBBARDIt’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
KIN HUBBARDOn a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
KIN HUBBARDNobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
KIN HUBBARDA good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
KIN HUBBARDIt isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
KIN HUBBARDDon’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
KIN HUBBARDNobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
KIN HUBBARDWe’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
KIN HUBBARDFun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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