When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
KIN HUBBARDI’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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