When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
KIN HUBBARDThe reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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