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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.

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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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