Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
KIN HUBBARDClassical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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