It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
KIN HUBBARDClassical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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