A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
KIN HUBBARDFashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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