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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN

Called Humorous Miscalculate
Though philosophers like to define poetry as irrational fancy, for us it is practical, humorous, reasonable way of being ourselves.
ROBERT GRAVES

Fancy Humorous Impress Noble Saying Widely
Gimme a pigfoot and a bottle of beer.
JANIS JOPLIN

Beer Bottle Gimme Humorous Pigfoot
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
AL MCGUIRE

Helmet Hilarious Humorous Only
Some songs are too repetitive for me to be able to fashion a humorous set of lyrics around. Some songs flat-out just don’t work creatively for me.
AL YANKOVIC

Around Creatively Humorous Lyric Repetitive Some
Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything he encounters needs pounding.
ABRAHAM KAPLAN

Humorous Parenting Small
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.
ADI DA

Bargain Humorous Something
A fool must now and then be right, by chance
WILLIAM COWPER

Fool Humorous Now
You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day.
ADOLPHUS BUSCH

Beer Day Drinking. Glasses Humorous
I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation.
W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM

Frame Humorous More Resignation

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