Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America’s biggest export is now the Oscar.
Billy CrystalBilly Crystal The first word you see at the airport is ‘terminal’.
Beano CookBeano Cook The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
Bob HopeBob Hope I use humour a lot. My foundation is tragic, but my appearance is humorous.
Bahman GhobadiBahman Ghobadi Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
Bob HopeBob Hope I used to have Mad Cow’s disease, but I’m alright Nooooooooow.
Billy ConnollyBilly Connolly Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
Bob HopeBob Hope The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.
Bill MurrayBill Murray There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
Bob HopeBob Hope Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
Bob HopeBob Hope How strange that our hearts heal from the same thing that broke it -love.
Cailin HargreavesCailin Hargreaves The peak of intensity is numbness not emotionless.
Anamika GargAnamika Garg She is everything and nothing at all.
Ava NicoleAva Nicole She built her castle at rock bottom.
Harriet SelinaHarriet Selina Keep growing into yourself.
Sophia JoanSophia Joan They tell you to be grateful for what you have. But you are also allowed to be sad for what you have lost.
Sabina LauraSabina Laura
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