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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.

Bob Hope

Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome

Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.

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