It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
BOB HOPEContrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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