The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
BOB HOPEUS President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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