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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!

Bob Hope

You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Heart Humor Laughter
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Aspirin Firm Print Times
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Country People Political Jokes
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan

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