One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
BOB HOPEEverybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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